TGIB! (Thank God it's Bobby!)

Happy Friday, loyal readers!(all three of you.)

Last Chance Douches
Tonight and tomorrow are your last opportunities to see All I Want For Christmas is 700 Billion Dollars at the Brave New Workshop. Don't miss it!

Let me Smell Yo...by Riskay
This video is one of the funniest things I've seen in 2009. Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

*Here is the rebuttal from Action Rack entitled "Why's Yo Pussy Smell Like Condoms?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTYl4UQuyo

Candy Corner
I posted a poll to answer the question that has plagued mankind for decades. Vote and let your voice be heard!

That's all for now Skittlenips! I have to get back to rehearsal.

Tune in Monday for the next installment! Same Bob-time, same Bob-channel!

Blocking, teching, and talking.

Hey gang! Bobby here.

Thanks for the comments on the last Boblog. I will strive to disappoint you grammatically just as I have disappointed so many women sexually.

Brave New Closing
We are closing the holiday show at BNW this weekend. Holiday show, you ask? First off, I don't appreciate your tone. Second, the show has been selling surprisingly well in the month of January, so back off. Wait...can we be friends again? I'm sorry I lost my temper bloguals. Let's never fight again. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the holiday show is closing this weekend, so this is your last chance to see me in a diaper.(Spoiler alert!)

Candy
How awesome are peanut M&M's?
Answer, so awesome!

Basketball
Just because Kevin McHale is turning out to be a decent coach does by no means make him a good GM.
Closed Circuit to Glen Taylor: Kevin McHale is not the answer anymore! Just because he looks like Frankenstein's monster does not mean you have to be afraid of firing him as GM. But it's possible he's afraid of fire, so try lighting a match when you break the bad news.

Gotta go! I'm off to work on a song about an ugly baby.(Spoiler alert!)

Tune in for the next installment. Same Bob-time, same Bob-channel!

Hey everybody! I'm Bobby.

This is my first blog. I don't know what it's all about yet. What I do know is I will blow your blogminds by the time you've decided you want to break up with me. I might not have great technique or style. And there might grammar and spelling errors. But the content will keep you warm at night.

So what should be the topic of my next blog? You tell me.

That's all for now Skittlenips!

Tune in for the next installment. Same Bob-time, same Bob-channel!