Hang gang! How was your week? Mine was boogertasic!
Sorry I haven't been able to massage your mind boobs with my gloves of knowledge for the past few days. I've been ill. I typically get one serious bug a year and this one is a doozers. But hey, I got to catch up on reading, sleeping, and WWE wrestling, so it wasn't a complete wash.
Snow?
Still? Fuck off winter!
Snuggies
In my dayquil induced comma I came across numerous ads for a new product called a Snuggie. Have you seen this? It's basically a blanket, with sleeves. What will they think of next?!? Last time I checked a blanket with sleeves was a sweater. What's next? How about a "blanket" with sleeves and legs with elastic around the waist.. with a hood. Watch out Ron Popeil, I'm comin' for you! And what an unfortunate name for a product. Didn't any of the marketing brain wizards for this product attend junior high?
Gotta run! I have to go let a bird out of it's cage for a while. Oddly enough, that is not a euphemism for anything.
Tune in tomorrow for the next installment! Same Bob-time, same Bob-channel.
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So my unsolicited thought on the Snuggie – It’s an oversized robe you wear backwards. It also make you look like a Klan member. The Snuggie is almost as useless as the ShamWOW! Only with slight racist undertones.
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Well put Kat. That dude from the ShamWOW commercials needs to die by fire.
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