Hey gang! How was your weekend? Mine was chalked full of awesomeness!
Super Bowl
Despite what a lot of people are saying, Super Bowl 43 was not a great game. The 4th quarter was maybe the greatest quarter of football played in Super Bowl history, but even that might be stretching it.
A few Bob-lites:
-Jennifer Hudson obviously lip-syncing the National Anthem. You have the chops girl. You don't need to can that shit!
-Steeler's linebacker James Harrison intercepting a Kurt Warner pass and taking it back over 100 yards for a TD, then immediately flopping on the ground gasping for air as if he had just run a 5k after partaking in a 3 hour binge at Old Country Buffet.
-Pepsuber!
-The Miller High Life 2 second ad.
-The Boss kind of reminded me of my dad. Weird.
-After over 100 yards in penalties, the Cardinals still managed to make it a game.
-The sweet feeling of the 20 dollar bill being slapped in my palm by a disgruntled Max Liebowitz who foolhardily picked those Cardinals to win.
Taken
This movie, starring Liam Neeson, is a turd! That is all. I give it 1 1/2 Bobs out of a possible 5.
Puppy Bowl V
This is adorable! It's basically a 2 hour extravaganza of different breeds of puppies running around a tiny stadium playing, wrestling, making doodoos, etc. You'd think it would get boring watching puppies play for that length of time. You'd be wrong. Just when you are getting sick of the lineup they have on the field, out of the little tunnel comes a baby pug or beagle to pump up the crowd with their gut wrenching cuteness.
Battlestar Galactica
If you haven't seen this show, for shame! Seriously, get on your Netflix account and order the first 4 seasons, then tune in Friday nights to SciFi for the final season. It is fracking awesome!(You'll get why I used that word if you watch the show sillies.)
Candy Corner
It has been brought to my attention that I omitted peanut butter M&Ms from the "great candy poll." For this I apologize. I guess I'm just a fundamentalist who clings to the past. I don't acknowledge the newer sensations like peanut butter M&Ms, Dark Chocolate M&Ms, or the bastard child blue M&Ms.
Well that's all for now. Sorry about the late posting.(All three of you were concerned, I know.)
Tune in tomorrow for the next installment! Same Bob-time, same Bob-channel!
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Well, Peanut Butter M&Ms have been around for 19 years now. They're "new" in the same way that the Cincinnati Reds are the current World Series Champions or the Ultimate Warrior is the WWF Champion. That doesn't seem too damn recent anymore, eh?
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